Üniversite Kütüphanesinde erkek bir kızdan sorar:
"Yanınızda oturmak ister misiniz?"
Kız yüksek sesle karşılık verir:
- GECEN SİZE BENZERİ İLE İSTİYORUM İSTİYORUM!
Kütüphanedeki tüm öğrenciler oğlana düz bakmaya başladılar ve gerçekten utanmış gibi hissettiler.
Birkaç dakika sonra yumuşak bir şekilde oğlanın masasına taşındı ve dedi ki,
- "Psikoloji" okuyorum ve erkeklerin ne düşündüğünü biliyorum. Sanırım utanmış gibi geldi. Haklı mıyım
Ve oğlan yüksek sesle yanıt verdi:
- BİR yEMİN İÇİN 1000 Dolar mı? BU ŞİDDETLİ YÜZDE!
Kütüphanedeki tüm insanlar, kızı izlemek için şok oldu. Sonra çocuk kulağına fısıldadı:
- "Doğru" okuyorum ve birilerini suçlu hissettirmeyi biliyorum.


Sandwich

Send by Borislav Baltov

Two lawyers buy sandwiches from the shop and sit at a restaurant to eat. Waitress comes and tells them:

- But gentlemen, please, here it is forbidden to eat their own food!

Lawyers look at each other, thinking for a moment and exchanged sandwiches.


Sent by Anna Margaritova

Ask a student accountant and lawyer: "How much is 2 + 2?".
The student replied:
- 4
Accounting Officer:
- Either 3 or 4.Let`s check with calculator ...
The lawyer closes the door, pull the curtains and asks:
- How should it be?

Питат домакиня, счетоводител и адвокат: "Колко прави 2+2?". 
Домакинята отговаря: 
- 4 
Счетоводителят: 
- Или 3 или 4.Нека да проверя с калкулатора...
Адвокатът затваря вратата, дърпа пердетата, гаси лампата шепне казва: 
- Колко искаш да бъдат?

Прочети още на: http://www.dnes.bg/blogini/2013/06/03/pitat-domakinia-schetovoditel-i-advokat-quot-kolko-pravi-2-2-quot.189801

Питат домакиня, счетоводител и адвокат: "Колко прави 2+2?". 
Домакинята отговаря: 
- 4 
Счетоводителят: 
- Или 3 или 4.Нека да проверя с калкулатора...
Адвокатът затваря вратата, дърпа пердетата, гаси лампата шепне казва: 
- Колко искаш да бъдат?

Прочети още на: http://www.dnes.bg/blogini/2013/06/03/pitat-domakinia-schetovoditel-i-advokat-quot-kolko-pravi-2-2-quot.189801

Питат домакиня, счетоводител и адвокат: "Колко прави 2+2?". 
Домакинята отговаря: 
- 4 
Счетоводителят: 
- Или 3 или 4.Нека да проверя с калкулатора...
Адвокатът затваря вратата, дърпа пердетата, гаси лампата шепне казва: 
- Колко искаш да бъдат?

Прочети още на: http://www.dnes.bg/blogini/2013/06/03/pitat-domakinia-schetovoditel-i-advokat-quot-kolko-pravi-2-2-quot.189801


Sent by Chavdar Baychev


A little dark humor:
What are 100 lawyer at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start:-)))


Sent by Zhelyazko Valtchev

Two girls talking:
- Your dad what works?
- Fireman's. Well yours?
- My dad is a lawyer.
- Is he honest?
- No, he is a simple one!


Send by Emil Petkov

Q: What is the difference between a pitbull and a woman lawyer?
A: The lipstick.


Sent by Anna Margaritova

A blind rabbit ran into a blind snake.The snake approaching it, tried it and said, "You're soft and fluffy, have long ears. You are probably a rabbit". The rabbit come closer, tried the snake and said: You're cold, you have no heart but have long tongue. You are probably a lawyer.


Send by Vassil Chakarov

One from professor Alan Dershowitz:

"Q: Hitler calls asking for a defense lawyer. Shall I take the case or shall I kill him?

A: take the case and kill him."


Изпратен ни от Свилен Никовов

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


Send by Svilen Nikolov


There was the picture showing two people fighting over a cow.

One was pulling the cow by the tail the other was pulling on the head. Underneath was a lawyer milking the cow.